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Monday, July 13, 2009
Blip.fm
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Friday, July 10, 2009
YID With LID: Democrats Want to Set Up Prison Camps For Political Opposition
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Proof that Obama is an assman

Here is something I can appreciate...... if only the girl was not 16 years old.... you better watch yourselve Mr. President.... and good thing Michelle doesnt look at mortimas.com
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Labels: assman, barrack obama, obama
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Real Hero
Michael Jackson dies and it s 24/7 news
overage. A real American hero dies and not a mention of it in the news. The=
media has no honor and God is watching
Ed Freeman
You're a 19-year-old kid. You're critically=
wounded and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-=
ray, Vietnam . Your infantry unit is outnumbered 8-1 and the enemy fire is =
so intense, from 100 or 200 yards away, that your own Infantry Commander ha=
s ordered the MediVac helicopters to stop coming in.
You're lying there, listening to the enemy =
machine guns, and you know you're not getting out. Your family is half way =
around the world, 12,000 miles away and you'll never see them again. As the=
world starts to fade in and out, you know this is the day.
Then, over the machine gun noise, you faint=
ly hear that sound of a helicopter and you look up to see an unarmed Huey, =
but it doesn't seem real because no Medi-Vac markings are on it.
Ed Freeman is coming for you. He's not Medi=
-Vac, so it's not his job, but he's flying his Huey down into the machine g=
un fire, after the Medi-Vacs were ordered not to come.
He's coming anyway.
And he drops it in and sits there in the ma=
chine gun fire as they load 2 or 3 of you on board.
Then he flies you up and out, through the g=
unfire to the doctors and nurses.
And he kept coming back, 13 more times, and=
took about 30 of you and your buddies out, who would never have gotten out=
.=20
Medal of Honor Recipient Ed Freeman died on=
Wednesday, June 25th, 2009, at the age of 80, in Boise , ID. May God res=
t his soul.
Medal of Honor Winner
Ed Freeman!
Since the media didn't give him the cover=
age he deserves, send this to every red-blooded American you know.
THANKS AGAIN, ED, FOR WHAT YOU DID FOR OUR =
COUNTRY.
RIP
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Real friend test
Find out who your real friends are.
Who is your real friend?
This really works!
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment....
Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk,
which one is really happy to see you?
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Financial ruin
Sheesh... bought a shit ton of citigroup a few months back and am still in the profit zone, so what does my dumbass do.. I sell some C and buy LEA for the quick buck and LEA goes bankrupt... of course they begged for bailout money and they are the biggest interior supplier for ford and G.M. .... but they dont get a bailout... Obama and your shit favoritism... its ok for LEA to restructure under banktrupcy, but oh hell no, dont let GM be forced to reorganize... f'n in the unions pocket.... Good luck with your one term douchebag... so Ofiicially Obama has done something to me that sucks... sure it was my decision to buy stocks in a teetering company,,, but the trend had been for the Admin. to chant "Cant fail!!! the Auto industry is too big" I guess its just unionized big 3 auto makers after all.... Dickheads
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Labels: car, citibank, LEA, lies, obama is a Commie
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Glenn Beck letter
GLENN: I got a letter from a woman in Arizona. She writes an open letter to our nation's leadership: I'm a home grown American citizen, 53, registered Democrat all my life. Before the last presidential election I registered as a Republican because I no longer felt the Democratic Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. Now I no longer feel the Republican Party represents my views or works to pursue issues important to me. The fact is I no longer feel any political party or representative in Washington represents my views or works to pursue the issues important to me. There must be someone. Please tell me who you are. Please stand up and tell me that you are there and that you're willing to fight for our Constitution as it was written. Please stand up now. You might ask yourself what my views and issues are that I would horribly feel so disenfranchised by both major political parties. What kind of nut job am I? Will you please tell me?
Well, these are briefly my views and issues for which I seek representation:
One, illegal immigration. I want you to stop coddling illegal immigrants and secure our borders. Close the underground tunnels. Stop the violence and the trafficking in drugs and people. No amnesty, not again. Been there, done that, no resolution. P.S., I'm not a racist. This isn't to be confused with legal immigration.
Glenn Beck's Common Sense
Now available in book stores nationwide...
Two, the TARP bill, I want it repealed and I want no further funding supplied to it. We told you no, but you did it anyway. I want the remaining unfunded 95% repealed. Freeze, repeal.
Three: Czars, I want the circumvention of our checks and balances stopped immediately. Fire the czars. No more czars. Government officials answer to the process, not to the president. Stop trampling on our Constitution and honor it.
Four, cap and trade. The debate on global warming is not over. There is more to say.
Five, universal healthcare. I will not be rushed into another expensive decision. Don't you dare try to pass this in the middle of the night and then go on break. Slow down!
Six, growing government control. I want states rights and sovereignty fully restored. I want less government in my life, not more. Shrink it down. Mind your own business. You have enough to take care of with your real obligations. Why don't you start there.
Seven, ACORN. I do not want ACORN and its affiliates in charge of our 2010 census. I want them investigated. I also do not want mandatory escrow fees contributed to them every time on every real estate deal that closes. Stop the funding to ACORN and its affiliates pending impartial audits and investigations. I do not trust them with taking the census over with our taxpayer money. I don't trust them with our taxpayer money. Face up to the allegations against them and get it resolved before taxpayers get any more involved with them. If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, hello. Stop protecting your political buddies. You work for us, the people. Investigate.
Eight, redistribution of wealth. No, no, no. I work for my money. It is mine. I have always worked for people with more money than I have because they gave me jobs. That is the only redistribution of wealth that I will support. I never got a job from a poor person. Why do you want me to hate my employers? Why ‑‑ what do you have against shareholders making a profit?
Nine, charitable contributions. Although I never got a job from a poor person, I have helped many in need. Charity belongs in our local communities, where we know our needs best and can use our local talent and our local resources. Butt out, please. We want to do it ourselves.
Ten, corporate bailouts. Knock it off. Sink or swim like the rest of us. If there are hard times ahead, we'll be better off just getting into it and letting the strong survive. Quick and painful. Have you ever ripped off a Band‑Aid? We will pull together. Great things happen in America under great hardship. Give us the chance to innovate. We cannot disappoint you more than you have disappointed us.
Eleven, transparency and accountability. How about it? No, really, how about it? Let's have it. Let's say we give the buzzwords a rest and have some straight honest talk. Please try ‑‑ please stop manipulating and trying to appease me with clever wording. I am not the idiot you obviously take me for. Stop sneaking around and meeting in back rooms making deals with your friends. It will only be a prelude to your criminal investigation. Stop hiding things from me.
Twelve, unprecedented quick spending. Stop it now.
Take a breath. Listen to the people. Let's just slow down and get some input from some nonpoliticians on the subject. Stop making everything an emergency. Stop speed reading our bills into law. I am not an activist. I am not a community organizer. Nor am I a terrorist, a militant or a violent person. I am a parent and a grandparent. I work. I'm busy. I'm busy. I am busy, and I am tired. I thought we elected competent people to take care of the business of government so that we could work, raise our families, pay our bills, have a little recreation, complain about taxes, endure our hardships, pursue our personal goals, cut our lawn, wash our cars on the weekends and be responsible contributing members of society and teach our children to be the same all while living in the home of the free and land of the brave.
I entrusted you with upholding the Constitution. I believed in the checks and balances to keep from getting far off course. What happened? You are very far off course. Do you really think I find humor in the hiring of a speed reader to unintelligently ramble all through a bill that you signed into law without knowing what it contained? I do not. It is a mockery of the responsibility I have entrusted to you. It is a slap in the face. I am not laughing at your arrogance. Why is it that I feel as if you would not trust me to make a single decision about my own life and how I would live it but you should expect that I should trust you with the debt that you have laid on all of us and our children. We did not want the TARP bill. We said no. We would repeal it if we could. I am sure that we still cannot. There is such urgency and recklessness in all of the recent spending.
From my perspective, it seems that all of you have gone insane. I also know that I am far from alone in these feelings. Do you honestly feel that your current pursuits have merit to patriotic Americans? We want it to stop. We want to put the brakes on everything that is being rushed by us and forced upon us. We want our voice back. You have forced us to put our lives on hold to straighten out the mess that you are making. We will have to give up our vacations, our time spent with our children, any relaxation time we may have had and money we cannot afford to spend on you to bring our concerns to Washington. Our president often knows all the right buzzword is unsustainable. Well, no kidding. How many tens of thousands of dollars did the focus group cost to come up with that word? We don't want your overpriced words. Stop treating us like we're morons.
We want all of you to stop focusing on your reelection and do the job we want done, not the job you want done or the job your party wants done. You work for us and at this rate I guarantee you not for long because we are coming. We will be heard and we will be represented. You think we're so busy with our lives that we will never come for you? We are the formerly silent majority, all of us who quietly work , pay taxes, obey the law, vote, save money, keep our noses to the grindstone and we are now looking up at you. You have awakened us, the patriotic spirit so strong and so powerful that it had been sleeping too long. You have pushed us too far. Our numbers are great. They may surprise you. For every one of us who will be there, there will be hundreds more that could not come. Unlike you, we have their trust. We will represent them honestly, rest assured. They will be at the polls on voting day to usher you out of office. We have cancelled vacations. We will use our last few dollars saved. We will find the representation among us and a grassroots campaign will flourish. We didn't ask for this fight. But the gloves are coming off. We do not come in violence, but we are angry. You will represent us or you will be replaced with someone who will. There are candidates among us when hewill rise like a Phoenix from the ashes that you have made of our constitution.
Democrat, Republican, independent, libertarian. Understand this. We don't care. Political parties are meaningless to us. Patriotic Americans are willing to do right by us and our Constitution and that is all that matters to us now. We are going to fire all of you who abuse power and seek more. It is not your power. It is ours and we want it back. We entrusted you with it and you abused it. You are dishonorable. You are dishonest. As Americans we are ashamed of you. You have brought shame to us. If you are not representing the wants and needs of your constituency loudly and consistently, in spite of the objections of your party, you will be fired. Did you hear? We no longer care about your political parties. You need to be loyal to us, not to them. Because we will get you fired and they will not save you. If you do or can represent me, my issues, my views, please stand up. Make your identity known. You need to make some noise about it. Speak up. I need to know who you are. If you do not speak up, you will be herded out with the rest of the sheep and we will replace the whole damn congress if need be one by one. We are coming. Are we coming for you? Who do you represent? What do you represent? Listen. Because we are coming. We the people are coming
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Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Even the Russians say we are screwed

Here is an exerpt from the Russian newspaper Pravda..... Follow the link and read more.. Even the Ruskies are calling us idiots....
The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe. Read more
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Wednesday, May 20, 2009
why you should never pass out at a party
why you should never ever ever pass out at a party.

Thanks College humor dot com
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Dewalt tool sale
This is a bargain for a great set of Dewalt tools.... yes, once again you would be stupid not to buy this. 
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Saturday, May 9, 2009
kid loses tooth
Kid goes nuts with her tooth, and yells at dad :}
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Friday, May 8, 2009
wii fit review
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Sunday, May 3, 2009
This is a serious issue where I live
proof that gangs are taking over the suburbs!!
The serious nature of white suburban gangs in our cities.
Word to your Moms!!!!
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Labels: gangster, humor, white chicks
Monday, April 27, 2009
Angels and Demons
Apparantly this is quite controversial.... Tom Hanks discovers that Al Gore is Jesus or something..... not sure... read the book eh? The same old arguments that were thrown around when the da vinci code came out.... way to rehash old controversy... :}
I think the movie looks like a remake of the code, but I will wait for the bootleg to find out...
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How to avoid the swine flu

First thing... wash your hands you filthy pig... second, relax, it wont kill you unless you are 93 or have a weak immune system... third... do not go to Mexico, and last... Avoid this scene at all cost...
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Obama does something great
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Monday, April 20, 2009
new speakers
Just bought these...
they work great!!!!!!
Need better sound from your laptop? The stylish new B-Flex is a compact stereo speaker on a USB flex cable for laptops and desktops. Plug and play for PC and Mac with no batteries or wires. Easy to use, great for travel, mp3 players, DVDs, presentations, and gaming. Features dual 1 watt digital amps and 2 full range paper cone micro drivers for crystal clear sound. The B-Flex digital circuitry even works on computers without sound cards.
The patented flex design allows you to position the speaker for optimum listening enjoyment. The only product of its kind, the B-Flex has been featured in the New York Times, on ABC News, on Gizmodo, and on virtually every gadget site in the world. WIRED magazine says the B-Flex "puts laptop speakers to shame."
WORD!!!!!!
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Wednesday, April 15, 2009
mark my words
The stock market will rally again at the end of the week, because there is no way that the Obama administration will allow a piss poor report to come out of the sress test. First they were not going to even tell us the results of the stress test, but after much bitching from lobbyist and many of the idiots that put the asshole in office, this was changed... So no matter what the real results are, a positive spin will be put on this to claim economic recovery, because of the messiah.... Mark my words.
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Monday, March 30, 2009
Mark Levin book
Product Description
Conservative talk radio's fastest-growing superstar is also a New York Times bestselling phenomenon: the author of the groundbreaking critique of the Supreme Court, Men in Black, and the deeply personal dog lover's memoir Rescuing Sprite, Mark R. Levin now delivers the book that characterizes both his devotion to his more than 5 million listeners and his love of our country and the legacy of our Founding Fathers: Liberty and Tyranny is Mark R. Levin's clarion call to conservative America, a new manifesto for the conservative movement for the 21st century.
In the face of the modern liberal assault on Constitution-based values, an attack that has steadily snowballed since President Roosevelt's New Deal of the 1930s and resulted in a federal government that is a massive, unaccountable conglomerate, the time for re-enforcing the intellectual and practical case for conservatism is now. Conservative beliefs in individual freedoms do in the end stand for liberty for all Americans, while liberal dictates lead to the breakdown of civilized society -- in short, tyranny. Looking back to look to the future, Levin writes "conservatism is the antidote to tyranny precisely because its principles are our founding principles." And in a series of powerful essays, Levin lays out how conservatives can counter the liberal corrosion that has filtered into every timely issue affecting our daily lives, from the economy to health care, global warming, immigration, and more -- and illustrates how change, as seen through the conservative lens, is always prudent, and always an enhancement to individual freedom.
As provocative, well-reasoned, robust, and informed as his on-air commentary, Levin's narrative will galvanize readers to begin a new era in conservative thinking and action. Liberty and Tyranny provides a philosophical, historical, and practical framework for revitalizing the conservative vision and ensuring the preservation of American society.
About the Author
Mark R. Levin is a nationally syndicated talk radio host and president of Landmark Legal Foundation. He has also worked as an attorney in the private sector and as a top adviser and administrator to several members of President Reagan's cabinet. The author of the New York Times bestselling books Rescuing Sprite and Men in Black: How the Supreme Court Is Destroying America, Mark holds a B.A. from Temple University and a J.D. from Temple University School of Law.
Visit Mark Levin on the web at www.marklevinshow.com. 
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