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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

axis of idiots

With the election of Obama, I feared the worse. It is worse than I feared
and getting worse with each passing moment!
"The Axis of Idiots"
From the Podium:
J.D. Pendry, Retired Sergeant Major,USMC


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FROM THE PODIUM
This retired USMC Sgt. Major has his Stuff together.
Jimmy Carter, you are the father of the Islamic Nazi movement. You threw
the
Shah under the bus, welcomed the Ayatollah home, and then lacked the spine
to confront the terrorists when they took our embassy and our people
hostage. You're the "runner-in-chief."

Bill Clinton, you played ring around the Lewinsky while the terrorists
were at war with us. You got us into a fight with them in Somalia and then you
ran from it. Your weak-willed responses to the USS Cole and the First
Trade Center Bombing and Our Embassy Bombings emboldened the killers. Each time
you failed to respond adequately, they grew bolder, until 9/11/2001.

John Kerry, dishonesty is your most prominent attribute. You lied about
American Soldiers in Vietnam .. Your military service, like your life, is
more fiction than fact. You've accused our military of terrorizing women and
children in Iraq .. You called Iraq the wrong war, wrong place, wrong
time, and the same words you used to describe Vietnam . You're a fake! You want
to run from Iraq and abandon the Iraqis to murderers just as you did to the
Vietnamese. Iraq , like Vietnam , is another war that you were for, before
you were against it.

John Murtha, you said our military was broken. You said we can't win
militarily in Iraq . You accused United States Marines of cold-blooded
murder without proof and said we should redeploy to Okinawa . Okinawa,
John?
And the Democrats call you their military expert! Are you sure you didn't
suffer a traumatic brain injury while you were off building your war hero
resume? You're a sad, pitiable, corrupt, and washed up old fool. You're
not a Marine, sir. You wouldn't amount to a good pimple on a real Marine's
ass.
You're a phony and a disgrace. Run away, John.

Dick Durbin, you accused our Soldiers at Guantanamo of being Nazis,
tenders of Soviet style gulags and as bad as the regime of Pol Pot, who murdered
two million of his own people after your party abandoned Southeast Asia to the
Communists. Now you want to abandon the Iraqis to the same fate. History
was not a good teacher for you, was it? Lord help us! See Dick run.

Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Carl Levine, Barbara Boxer, Diane Feinstein,
Russ Feingold, Pat Leahy, Barack Obama, Chuck Schumer, the Hollywood Leftist
morons, et al, ad nauseam: Every time you stand in front of television
cameras and broadcast to the Islamic Nazis that we went to war because our
President lied, that the war is wrong and our Soldiers are torturers, that
we should leave Iraq, you give the Islamic butchers - the same ones that
tortured and mutilated American Soldiers - cause to think that we'll run
away again, and all they have to do is hang on a little longer. It is
inevitable that we, the infidels, will have to defeat the Islamic jihadists.
Better to do it now on their turf, than later on ours after they have
gained both strength and momentum...

American news media, the New York Times particularly: Each time you
publish stories about national defense secrets and our intelligence gathering
methods, you become one united with the sub-human pieces of camel dung
that torture and mutilate the bodies of American Soldiers. You can't strike up
the courage to publish cartoons, but you can help Al Qaeda destroy my
country. Actually, you are more dangerous to us than Al Qaeda is. Think
about that each time you face Mecca to admire your Pulitzer.

You are America 's 'AXIS OF IDIOTS.' Your Collective Stupidity will
destroy us. Self-serving politics and terrorist-abetting news scoops are more
important to you than our national security or the lives of innocent
civilians and Soldiers It bothers you that defending ourselves gets in the
way of your elitist sport of politics and your ignorant editorializing.
There is as much blood on your hands as is on the hands of murdering
terrorists. Don't ever doubt that. Your frolics will only serve to extend
this war as they extended Vietnam . If you want our Soldiers home as you
claim, knock off the crap and try supporting your country ahead of
supporting your silly political aims and aiding our enemies.

Yes, I'm questioning your patriotism. Your loyalty ends with self. I'm
also questioning why you're stealing air that decent Americans could be
breathing. You don't deserve the protection of our men and women in
uniform.
You need to run away from this war, this country. Leave the war to the
people who have the will to see it through and the country to people who
are willing to defend it.

Our country has two enemies: Those who want to destroy us from the outside
and those who attempt it from within.

Semper Fi,
J. D. Pendry - Sergeant Major, USMC, Retired

This is a savvy man. He has nailed it down pretty well. Too bad it won't
do any good. There won't be 1 in 10 that receive this who will forward it.


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Saturday, January 9, 2010

Obama terror speech 2010



Obamas 2010 terror speech.... easy to understand :}

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Thursday, August 27, 2009

Obama Chia best thing ever

Yes another "you would be stupid not to buy this" product...... This may the greatest product EVER!!!!! Obama Chia , I am buying six... this is better than the bobblehead doll (see my tag list)




Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Proven Fact Obama is watching you


This is a direct qoute from the whitehouse website

There is a lot of disinformation about health insurance reform out there, spanning from control of personal finances to end of life care. These rumors often travel just below the surface via chain emails or through casual conversation. Since we can’t keep track of all of them here at the White House, we’re asking for your help. If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.

I think the whitehouse can go fuck themselves if they think that just because it does not come from them it is disinformation... "Flag that"

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Obamacare is dumb


Everything I have heard about it....... its socialized medicine like in Canada (they hate it) and none of the people voting for it are willing to give up their federal health care to join the masses in what is good for us is not good enough for them........ until you senators and representitives decide to join the rest of us then you can basically go fuckyourselves.. I am sick of the double standard.... Do we not elect people that will be representitive of us? I guess not......

Friday, July 10, 2009

Proof that Obama is an assman


Here is something I can appreciate...... if only the girl was not 16 years old.... you better watch yourselve Mr. President.... and good thing Michelle doesnt look at mortimas.com


Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Even the Russians say we are screwed


Here is an exerpt from the Russian newspaper Pravda..... Follow the link and read more.. Even the Ruskies are calling us idiots....

The final collapse has come with the election of Barack Obama. His speed in the past three months has been truly impressive. His spending and money printing has been a record setting, not just in America's short history but in the world. If this keeps up for more then another year, and there is no sign that it will not, America at best will resemble the Wiemar Republic and at worst Zimbabwe. Read more

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Obama does something great


This is his first positive.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

mark my words

The stock market will rally again at the end of the week, because there is no way that the Obama administration will allow a piss poor report to come out of the sress test. First they were not going to even tell us the results of the stress test, but after much bitching from lobbyist and many of the idiots that put the asshole in office, this was changed... So no matter what the real results are, a positive spin will be put on this to claim economic recovery, because of the messiah.... Mark my words.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

BEST BLOG EVER


Follow this link to the best blog ever written on the internet. After finding this gem through @meanolmeany on twitter, I realised the error of my ways... (I thought I was the dumbest asshole on the internet) this guy proves me wrong. It is a true LOL whether you be conservative or liberal... I dare someone to not laugh!!!!
So, let's hope shall we? I know I will am.


Monday, March 2, 2009

The Book Wal-mart will not sell



This is the book that Wal-mart will not sell, as they say they wont sell anti Obama books. Although they sold plenty of Anti-Bush books ehh? If a giant like Wal-mart can be scared shitless by the Government, what is to happen to they rest of us.? Buy this book...Read this book.... Mort.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Proven fact of the week windmills kill

Windmills will kill us all..... This happened because they didnt use enough lube on the gasket, which caused it to crack. Therefore lack of petroleum products caused this. :} I'm not saying this would be a common error with windmills, but 4,623 people died from this event alone, including 1000 pre-schoolers from the Al gore pre school and brain washing academy.... This is a proven fact because I said so, andthey didnt report it because it would make the agenda for green stuff slow down... Next week I will prove that Obama is actually an alien from the planet Quarvex.. here to destroy all infidels... enjoy the massacre video. :} MORT!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

I want my 13 dollars .. now!

I Need My $13 a Week Now!

President Obama just announced that the tax cut (or welfare for about 47% of you) will come into effect April first. He stated in his weekly radio address, "Never before in our history has a tax cut taken effect faster or gone to so many hardworking Americans,". Wow good job Barry, you mean to tell me you’re bragging about taking five weeks to notify employers to take less out of our checks? I knew the post office is slow, but that’s a little much.

The “Making Work Pay” (I’m so glad the president’s making my work pay, I’ve been doing it for free for so many years) tax cut will be $400 for individuals and $800 for couples (My family received twice as much from President Bush in a lump sum). I’m sure that will put my household over the edge of making our house payment in April, I just don’t know what we’re going to do until then. This is laughable and insulting to the average American. If we’re in, “the greatest economic crisis since the great depression” how’s $13.00 dollars a week going to save us?

I have an even better question. Why not instead of coming up with this stupid arbitrary amount of money, we lower the tax rates? Well, that wouldn’t help about 47% of Americans because they don’t pay federal income taxes. I really wish the administration would call it what it is and say it is welfare. Heaven forbid if we gave a tax cut to the people that employ the 47% that doesn’t pay. That would be crazy. Why they would create real jobs instead of these government temp jobs created by the stimulus package?
We all know that the government is so much more efficient than the private sector.

Do svidanija, comrades!



Monday, February 9, 2009

BUYERS REMORSE

BUYERS REMORSE mugs, hats, shirts and stickers... Be the first on your block to admit your error.... Obama? wheres the hope and change?










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Monday, December 15, 2008

Commemorative Clay pigeons

Update... Holy shit a brick and have a cow.... Bush gets attacked and the libs think that shit is funny as the size of their dicks, and then I post this with a link to an ebay Item and I get crucified on 4 social networks... you liberal bastards can go fuckyourself... can dish it out but cant take it bitches.... And the next person that tells me the secret service is coming to my door can suck my D*ck and thats not duck... Hippie crybabys. anyway, if you want a set of 5 email me mortimas@gmail.com